Description
The Recipe Was Open to Interpretation.
Someone left a note on the fridge: don't forget to smoke the turkey. The turkey read it first. Now he's in a beanie with his eyes at half mast, doing exactly what the note said, and nobody can fault him on a technicality.
It's a cooking reminder. It says so right on the shirt. Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner and the aunts will see a helpful tip about poultry, while the cousins will know exactly why you volunteered to "check on the smoker" three times before the meal.
Made for Friendsgiving, the pre-dinner walk around the block, and the second plate that follows. A solid gift for the cousin who organises that walk every year, or whoever is actually in charge of the bird and has earned a break.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy
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