Description
The Heaviest Kind of Love
Look, we don't judge what you're into. But personally? We're into 150 lbs of fluff crushing our internal organs because he thinks he's a Chihuahua.
If your idea of a good time is losing feeling in your legs because your Great Dane, St. Bernard, or Mastiff decided you look like a comfortable chair, this is the shirt for you. It features a retro, manual-style illustration that captures the stoic face of a dog who knows exactly what he's doing, and the pained smile of an owner who accepts their fate.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy