Description
Pressurize the tank. It’s summer war out there.
Channel pure 1990s radical energy, Saturday morning cartoons, and high-stakes neighborhood water fights. Before smartphones, the ultimate status symbol was walking down the driveway with a neon-colored, air-pressurized water blaster primed to drench anyone in range.
This ultra-vibrant retro parody tee captures that peak nostalgic vibe. Featuring a cool kid leaping through electric splashes with a classic green-and-yellow water gun, backwards cap, and shades, it’s anchored by loud neon graffiti lettering that proclaims your official title: Squirtified Hustler.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy
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