Description
The Only Good Driver on the Road.
Look, statistically speaking, most people are terrible drivers. You, however, are an artist behind the wheel. It's not your fault that everyone else got their license from a cereal box.
This vintage-style tee features a flaming muscle car and the truest statement ever spoken in traffic: "Everyone Sucks At Driving But Me." Designed with a retro badge aesthetic, it is the perfect uniform for your morning commute, road trips, or just judging people's parallel parking skills from the sidewalk.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy