Description
I Hope This Email Finds You... Screaming?
Let’s be honest. The email never finds us "well." It usually finds us caffeinated, dissociated, surrounded by half-eaten instant noodles, and buried under a mountain of spreadsheets we don't understand. This shirt captures that specific 2:00 PM Tuesday energy where you are one "per my last email" away from barking at your monitor.
Featuring a chaotic, scruffy pup who has clearly seen too many Zoom meetings, this design is the ultimate uniform for remote workers, office drones, and anyone whose inbox count causes physical pain. Wear it to your next casual Friday or turn your camera off and wear it during your performance review.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy