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Purple graphic tee displayed on a gradient background, featuring a chaotic cute bird meme.
Person wearing an oversized purple t-shirt with a funny screaming bird design against a cloudy rainbow background.
Neatly folded purple t-shirt showing the "Therapy isn't enough" graphic design.
Purple Comfort Colors shirt featuring a chaotic screaming bird meme design.
Back view of a plain purple Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt showing texture and cut.
Flat lay of white Comfort Colors t-shirt featuring a screaming bird meme with text "Therapy isn't enough I need to bite people."
Folded white t-shirt showing the screaming parrot graphic detail.
Black vintage wash t-shirt with funny "I need to bite people" bird graphic.
Folded black t-shirt showing the screaming parrot graphic detail.
Light pink graphic tee with a cute cartoon parrot screaming in front of a rainbow.
Neatly folded pink t-shirt showing the "Therapy isn't enough" graphic design.
Coral Comfort Colors shirt featuring a chaotic screaming bird meme design.
Neatly folded coral t-shirt showing the "Therapy isn't enough" graphic design.
Purple graphic tee displayed on a gradient background, featuring a chaotic cute bird meme.
Person wearing an oversized purple t-shirt with a funny screaming bird design against a cloudy rainbow background.
Neatly folded purple t-shirt showing the "Therapy isn't enough" graphic design.
Purple Comfort Colors shirt featuring a chaotic screaming bird meme design.
Back view of a plain purple Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt showing texture and cut.
Flat lay of white Comfort Colors t-shirt featuring a screaming bird meme with text "Therapy isn't enough I need to bite people."
Folded white t-shirt showing the screaming parrot graphic detail.
Black vintage wash t-shirt with funny "I need to bite people" bird graphic.
Folded black t-shirt showing the screaming parrot graphic detail.
Light pink graphic tee with a cute cartoon parrot screaming in front of a rainbow.
Neatly folded pink t-shirt showing the "Therapy isn't enough" graphic design.
Coral Comfort Colors shirt featuring a chaotic screaming bird meme design.
Neatly folded coral t-shirt showing the "Therapy isn't enough" graphic design.

I Need To Bite People Tee

$38.00 CAD
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Description

Choose Violence (Affectionately)

Look, we’ve tried mindfulness. We’ve tried journaling. We’ve tried counting to ten. But sometimes, the only biological response that makes sense is to scream at a volume that shatters glass and chomp on the nearest finger.

This shirt is for the "feral but cute" crowd. It features a screaming lovebird who has absolutely had it with society's expectations, set against a delightful pastel rainbow. It’s the perfect warning label for days when you're feeling overstimulated, unhinged, or just really, really need to bite someone.

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
  • Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
  • Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.

  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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