Description
Choose Violence (Affectionately)
Look, we’ve tried mindfulness. We’ve tried journaling. We’ve tried counting to ten. But sometimes, the only biological response that makes sense is to scream at a volume that shatters glass and chomp on the nearest finger.
This shirt is for the "feral but cute" crowd. It features a screaming lovebird who has absolutely had it with society's expectations, set against a delightful pastel rainbow. It’s the perfect warning label for days when you're feeling overstimulated, unhinged, or just really, really need to bite someone.
- Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
