Description
Choose Violence (Affectionately)
Look, we’ve tried mindfulness. We’ve tried journaling. We’ve tried counting to ten. But sometimes, the only biological response that makes sense is to scream at a volume that shatters glass and chomp on the nearest finger.
This shirt is for the "feral but cute" crowd. It features a screaming lovebird who has absolutely had it with society's expectations, set against a delightful pastel rainbow. It’s the perfect warning label for days when you're feeling overstimulated, unhinged, or just really, really need to bite someone.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy