Description
Hide your hearts and plug your noses!
This shirt is for the lovable chaos agents who are 50% sweetheart, 50% biological hazard, and 100% iconic. Featuring a vibrant, 70s-inspired retro aesthetic with bubbly typography and playful rainbows, it’s the ultimate way to warn the public that you’re as charming as you are gassy. Whether you’re looking for the perfect "honest" gift for a significant other or just want to embrace your own breezy reality, this tee delivers the laughs (and the clouds) in style.
Crafted for those who don’t take life - or their digestion - too seriously, this tee isn't just a garment; it's a lifestyle statement. The high-quality print sits beautifully on our premium ivory fabric, ensuring you look like a vintage dream even when you’re clearing a room. It’s soft, breathable, and perfectly oversized for maximum comfort during your next "blasting" session. Wear it to the gym, the grocery store, or on a first date if you’re feeling particularly brave.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy