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Stealing Hearts and Blasting Farts

$38.00 CAD
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Black / S
White / S
True Navy / S
Black / M
White / M
True Navy / M
Violet / M
Black / L
White / L
True Navy / L
Black / XL
White / XL
Blossom / XL
Ivory / XL
True Navy / XL
Violet / XL
Black / 2XL
White / 2XL
Blossom / 2XL
Ivory / 2XL
True Navy / 2XL
Violet / 2XL
Black / 3XL
Ivory / 3XL
White / 3XL
Description

Hide your hearts and plug your noses! 

This shirt is for the lovable chaos agents who are 50% sweetheart, 50% biological hazard, and 100% iconic. Featuring a vibrant, 70s-inspired retro aesthetic with bubbly typography and playful rainbows, it’s the ultimate way to warn the public that you’re as charming as you are gassy. Whether you’re looking for the perfect "honest" gift for a significant other or just want to embrace your own breezy reality, this tee delivers the laughs (and the clouds) in style.

Crafted for those who don’t take life - or their digestion - too seriously, this tee isn't just a garment; it's a lifestyle statement. The high-quality print sits beautifully on our premium ivory fabric, ensuring you look like a vintage dream even when you’re clearing a room. It’s soft, breathable, and perfectly oversized for maximum comfort during your next "blasting" session. Wear it to the gym, the grocery store, or on a first date if you’re feeling particularly brave.

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
  • Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
  • Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.

  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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