Description
A Confession, Illuminated by Hand.
Some monks spent their lives copying scripture. This one spent it documenting a woman's relationship with canned cranberry sauce, and frankly it's the more honest work. Gold leaf initial, a flourish of vines, and a spoon heading straight for the jellied stuff, ridges and all.
Everyone else at the table is fighting over the turkey. You know where the real prize is: the wobbling cylinder nobody else respects. This shirt says so in calligraphy, so the message carries the weight of history.
Wear it to Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving or the leftovers sandwich the next morning. A solid gift for the friend who takes the whole can and calls it a side, and pairs nicely with a gravy loyalist at the same dinner.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy