Description
My back hurts and I don't know why.
Do you remember dial-up internet? Did you own a VCR? Congratulations, you are technically from the 1900s. To the youth of today, you might as well have arrived here on a covered wagon dodging dysentery on the Oregon Trail.
This shirt is the ultimate self-own for anyone born in the 20th century. Whether you're a Millennial trying to explain to a Gen Alpha what a "floppy disk" is, or a Gen X-er just trying to survive the digital age, this tee sets the expectation low. Wear it to warn people that you might need a minute to figure out the QR code menu.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy