Description
Ultimate Feral Energy.
You have a credit score. You pay the electric bill. You have earned the right to say whatever you want.
This chaotic "Cursing Wizard Possum" tee is the official uniform of adulthood. Featuring a manic possum casting a spell of financial independence with the slogan "I Pay My Own Bills, I Can Cuss All I Want," it’s the perfect mix of fantasy aesthetics and real-world attitude.
Whether you're a fan of goblin-core, D&D, or just a millennial trying to survive the week, this shirt lets everyone know you are in charge of your own destiny (and your own vocabulary).
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy