Description
Description
Ultimate Feral Energy.
You have a credit score. You pay the electric bill. You have earned the right to say whatever you want.
This chaotic "Cursing Wizard Possum" tee is the official uniform of adulthood. Featuring a manic possum casting a spell of financial independence with the slogan "I Pay My Own Bills, I Can Cuss All I Want," it’s the perfect mix of fantasy aesthetics and real-world attitude.
Whether you're a fan of goblin-core, D&D, or just a millennial trying to survive the week, this shirt lets everyone know you are in charge of your own destiny (and your own vocabulary).
- Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
