Description
Not That Kind of Pole Dancer.
Every city has its claim to fame. Some have landmarks. Some have a decent hockey team. Yours has a steady stream of SUVs mounting lamp posts at 2 a.m. like it's a competitive sport. Honestly, the commitment is impressive.
This shirt celebrates the local talent: one blue SUV, one very bent yellow pole, and zero regard for physics. Wear it to the bar, wear it to traffic court, wear it to confuse your aunt for exactly three seconds before the joke lands.
A solid gift for the friend who drives like they're auditioning, the commuter who's seen it all, or anyone who reads the local news purely for the crash photos.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy