Description
Choose Violence (But Make It Cute) 🐢🔪
Look at him. He has big sparkly eyes, a shell full of dreams, and a sharp knife ready to handle his problems. This shirt is the official uniform for those days when you are holding it together by a single thread, but you're still polite about it. Whether you're dissociating at work or plotting world domination from your couch, let this rainbow turtle be your spirit animal. Remember: sanity is a spectrum, and you're just exploring the colorful end of it.
- Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
