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The Squirty Shirt

$38.00 CAD
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He Just Loves Water. Why Are You Laughing?

Look, he’s just a little aquatic buddy having a splash. He has high water pressure. That's it. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Okay, fine. We know exactly what it says. If you love cute animals but also have the sense of humor of a 13-year-old on the internet, this is your new favorite shirt. It’s the perfect blend of "adorable cartoon aesthetic" and "bold sexual innuendo" that confuses the elderly and delights your friends. Wear it to the beach, the pool, or a family reunion if you want to be written out of the will.

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
  • Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
  • Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.

  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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