Description
A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print that reads 'I HAVE A SCHLOTRT' in dark navy blue letters above a cartoon hot dog with mustard, displayed against a solid blue background.
A person wearing a white graphic t-shirt with the text 'I HAVE A SCHLORT' and a hot dog illustration, standing in front of a food stall.
A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a hot dog under the text 'I HAVE A SCHLORT' in dark navy blue letters.
A folded white t-shirt with a dark navy blue graphic text reading 'I HAVE A SCHLORT' and a partial hot dog illustration below, shown on a clean white background.
White t-shirt on a white background
A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print that reads 'I HAVE A SCHLOTRT' in dark navy blue letters above a cartoon hot dog with mustard, displayed against a solid blue background.
A person wearing a white graphic t-shirt with the text 'I HAVE A SCHLORT' and a hot dog illustration, standing in front of a food stall.
A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic print of a hot dog under the text 'I HAVE A SCHLORT' in dark navy blue letters.
A folded white t-shirt with a dark navy blue graphic text reading 'I HAVE A SCHLORT' and a partial hot dog illustration below, shown on a clean white background.
White t-shirt on a white background

Hot Dog! I Have A Schlort Shirt

$43.00 CAD
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Description

Because It Definitely Isn't A Schlong 

Listen, we know what a schlort is, you know what a schlort is and you can't change it.  If you have a Schlort sporting friend, show them some love and ship one straight to their hous. Whether you're housing a glizzy at 3 AM outside a gas station or just trying to severely confuse your relatives at the family barbecue, tell them the undeniable truth: You have a schlort. We will be taking no further questions at this time.

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
  • Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
  • Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.

  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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