Description
Because It Definitely Isn't A Schlong
Listen, we know what a schlort is, you know what a schlort is and you can't change it. If you have a Schlort sporting friend, show them some love and ship one straight to their hous. Whether you're housing a glizzy at 3 AM outside a gas station or just trying to severely confuse your relatives at the family barbecue, tell them the undeniable truth: You have a schlort. We will be taking no further questions at this time.
- Material: 100% cotton on most colours. Some heather colours are cotton/polyester blends.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
This shirt is printed to order just for you by our print partners. Production takes 1–4 business days, then it ships from the partner facility closest to you. Most orders arrive within 3–12 business days (up to 14 to New Zealand). See our Shipping Policy for costs and times by country.
Arrived misprinted or damaged? We'll reprint or refund it free. Tell us within 30 days of delivery. Because each shirt is made to order, we can't accept returns for size, colour, or change of mind, so please check the size chart. Refund Policy