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The Gnomosexual Shirt | Gno Gnomo

$38.00 CAD
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The Garden Just Got a Lot More Interesting

Shhh. Keep it on the down-low, but the garden decor is coming out. This isn't your grandma's ceramic lawn ornament. Whether you're loud and proud, a fan of terrible puns, or just appreciate a gnome in a leather harness (we don't judge), this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter.

It’s bold, it’s rainbow, and it features the wink that launched a thousand ships. Wear this to Pride, to the bar, or just to confuse your neighbors while you water the hydrangeas. It’s time to embrace your true ceramic self.

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
  • Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
  • Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.

  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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