Description
Summon the Gains Demons
Listen up, you absolute goblins. The iron temple demands a sacrifice, and today, it’s your sanity. The "Get Swole, Get Hole" tee is exactly what you wear when you’re ready to dry-scoop 400mg of caffeine, ignore all biomechanical advice, and deadlift until you see the hat man. Featuring a dark-arts cultist blessing your protein shaker and offering up the holy trinity of gains (biceps, heavy iron, and maximum cake), this shirt is a chaotic masterpiece for the gym bro who operates strictly on bad vibes and ammonia inhalants. May your lifts be heavy and your DMs be entirely unhinged.
- Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
