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Flat lay of the back of the Get Swole Get Hole black t-shirt displayed against a striking deep red background.
Muscular male model standing in a dark, neon-lit gym wearing the Get Swole Get Hole occult meme t-shirt, showing the back graphic.
Flat lay of the front of a black t-shirt featuring a small minimalist drawing of a butt with radiating lines on the left chest.
Neatly folded black t-shirt showing the front left-chest pocket graphic of a minimalist butt with radiating lines.
Flat lay of the back of a black t-shirt featuring a chaotic occult graphic with the text Get Swole, Get Hole, a cultist, a protein shaker, and a barbell.

Get Swole Get Hole Occult Gym T-Shirt

$37.00 CAD
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Summon the Gains Demons

Listen up, you absolute goblins. The iron temple demands a sacrifice, and today, it’s your sanity. The "Get Swole, Get Hole" tee is exactly what you wear when you’re ready to dry-scoop 400mg of caffeine, ignore all biomechanical advice, and deadlift until you see the hat man. Featuring a dark-arts cultist blessing your protein shaker and offering up the holy trinity of gains (biceps, heavy iron, and maximum cake), this shirt is a chaotic masterpiece for the gym bro who operates strictly on bad vibes and ammonia inhalants. May your lifts be heavy and your DMs be entirely unhinged.

 

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
  • Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
  • Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.

  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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