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Flat lay of a teal Destroy Uranus funny meme t-shirt on a bright orange background.
Male model standing outdoors in front of a space-themed mural wearing a teal Comfort Colors t-shirt with a cute planet graphic that says Soon there'll only be 7 planets left cause I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Flat lay of a teal short sleeve t-shirt with a cute planet and inappropriate space pun graphic on a white background.
Neatly folded teal t-shirt showing a cute orange planet graphic and a dirty astronomy joke.
Neatly folded purple t-shirt showing a cute orange planet graphic and a dirty astronomy joke.
Flat lay of a purple Comfort Colors graphic tee featuring a funny space pun about destroying Uranus on a white background.
Flat lay of a light blue unisex meme t-shirt with a kawaii planet and the text Destroy Uranus on a white background.
Neatly folded light blue Comfort Colors t-shirt displaying a cheeky space joke graphic.
Neatly folded white t-shirt showing a cute orange planet graphic and a dirty astronomy joke.
Flat lay showing the blank back side of a classic white Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt.
Flat lay of a black unisex t-shirt featuring a funny bait-and-switch planet pun design on a white background.
Neatly folded black graphic tee featuring a cute orange planet and the funny phrase Destroy Uranus.

Planet Destroyer T-Shirt

$38.00 CAD
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Description

Houston, We Have a (Hilarious) Problem 🪐

Look, we're not astronomers, but we know a stellar pick-up line—or is it a threat?—when we see one. This deceptively cute tee hits them with the wholesome, kawaii planet graphic first, then utterly annihilates them with the classic punchline. Whether you're an absolute menace at the planetarium, trying to get kicked out of a science museum, or just looking to cause a little cosmic chaos at your next party, this shirt guarantees you'll be the center of the solar system.

  • Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
  • Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
  • Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.

  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.

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