Description
Make it a cropduster night.
Remember the pure, unadulterated bliss of walking into a video rental store on a Friday night, grabbing a bucket of popcorn, and browsing the aisles? Yeah, this shirt has absolutely nothing to do with that—except for the blatant theft of the iconic blue-and-yellow ticket logo.
Meet the ultimate mashup of 90s mall culture nostalgia and lowbrow humor. This hilariously dumb parody tee takes the classic video store aesthetic and spins it into a warning label for anyone walking directly behind you. Featuring a vibrant, stylized ticket stub graphic equipped with... well, a very active backside emitting a neon green cloud, it’s the definitive shirt for chronic room-clearers, proud dads, and chaotic friends everywhere.
- Material: 100% Ring-spun cotton.
- Care: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Sewn around finished edges for long lasting comfort.
- Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size.
