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The email never finds us \"well.\" It usually finds us caffeinated, dissociated, surrounded by half-eaten instant noodles, and buried under a mountain of spreadsheets we don't understand. This shirt captures that specific 2:00 PM Tuesday energy where you are one \"per my last email\" away from barking at your monitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\" style=\"caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: auto; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration: none;\"\u003eFeaturing a chaotic, scruffy pup who has clearly seen too many Zoom meetings, this design is the ultimate uniform for remote workers, office drones, and anyone whose inbox count causes physical pain. Wear it to your next casual Friday or turn your camera off and wear it during your performance review.\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47072896811261,"sku":"11327876085882758963","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":47072896844029,"sku":"21375467845521628950","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":47072896876797,"sku":"10679557025025916161","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":47072896909565,"sku":"20247472207820458696","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47072896942333,"sku":"87436082398150695288","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47072896975101,"sku":"61354024500434964314","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":47072897007869,"sku":"26729819715426544562","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47072897040637,"sku":"18377190515418330904","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47072897073405,"sku":"15381605605572358465","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":47072897106173,"sku":"15367156709708842649","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":47072897138941,"sku":"73108188288799532287","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":47072897171709,"sku":"33284707410560133507","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":47072897204477,"sku":"12402336710657321830","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47072897237245,"sku":"11711755171786722750","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":47072897270013,"sku":"28533950131366305610","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":47072897302781,"sku":"27058948064998869030","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":47072897335549,"sku":"27936227451799512129","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47072897368317,"sku":"71860613002378224296","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":47072897401085,"sku":"25296270706351120078","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":47072897433853,"sku":"14428247595110709993","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47072897466621,"sku":"29638547306476127413","price":38.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/0957\/2605\/files\/creative-studio-shot-email-shirt-blue.jpg?v=1768969277","url":"https:\/\/www.shirted.co\/products\/this-is-how-your-email-finds-me-shirt","provider":"Shirted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}